Not since those glorious days of Dan vs Dan has there been a rivalry between multi-sport athletes as intense, ridiculous, and sponsor-laden as that of our two competitors: Alissa and Glen. For the first time, both proudly take the international stage together, representing TEAM USA in the 2020 Pandelympic Games.
Name: Alissa S(tallone) Crans
Sport: Enneakaidecathlon
WPM: 74
DOB: Sept 23
Hometown: Diamond Bar, CA
Coach(es): Osborne, Ostergaard, Perelman
Career Highlight: Exceeding the speed of light
Sponsor(s): Saucony, El Cholo, McConnells
Name: Glen T(winkle Toes) Whitney
Sport: Enneakaidecathlon
WPM: 41
DOB: May 5
Hometown: Linden, NJ
Coach(es): Weird Al, Jake
Career Highlight: Squaring the circle
Sponsor(s): Dick Taylor, BandAid, Gorilla Glue
